It’s time again for: WEIRD PUMPKIN SPICE PRODUCTS!
Here are twenty products that perhaps take pumpkin spice too far:
- Pumpkin Spice Latte Deodorant Do you want your armpits to smell like pumpkin spice? Of course, you do!
- Pumpkin Spice Pickles PS pickles? I just threw up a little.
- KIT KAT® Pumpkin Pie Miniatures No, thank you. Give me chocolate every time.
- Pumpkin Spice Poo~Pourri It’s back!
- Pumpkin Spice Wedge Cheese Do we really need PS cheese? I say “No!”.
- Pumpkin Pie Spice Butter Spread Just, no!
- Pumpkin Spice Cream Cheese Spread Leave my bagels alone!
- Pumpkin Spice Almonds These are sold out. Why? Who is buying these?
- Pumpkin Spice Fig Bars I happen to love fig bars. PS fig bars? Nah, I’m good.
- Werther’s Original Pumpkin Spice Soft Caramels Why would you ruin a perfectly good candy like Werther’s?
- Pumpkin Spice Flavor Instant Pudding and Pie Filling I could live quite happily without ever eating PS pudding.
- Pumpkin Pie Pop-Tarts Nope.
- Pumpkin Spice Frosted Mini-Wheats This is just one of many PS cereals sold at this time of year.
- Pumpkin Spice Covered Pretzels Ick.
- Whipped Pumpkin Latte Lip Balm Want your lips to taste like PS? This is for you.
- Pumpkin Spice Antibacterial Hand Soap Wash up with PS hand soap
- Pumpkin Chai Natural Hair Shampoo Don’t forget your hair!
- Pumpkin Spice T-Shirt For those of you who happen to love all things PS.
- Fall Teddy Bear with Pumpkin Spice Scent Gift Set Even Build-A-Bear is getting in on the action!
- Greenies Pumpkin Spice Dental Treats Get your dog in on the action too!
There you have it, twenty pumpkin spice offerings only a diehard fan would love. Let us know if you try any of them!
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